Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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