so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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