Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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