Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
