put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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