Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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