.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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