You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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