I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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