how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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