Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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