Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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