It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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