so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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