just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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