he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours