I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.