Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I didn't notice because vodka
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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