last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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