Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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