Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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