There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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