Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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