he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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