I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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