I must be too annoying 4 u.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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