Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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