Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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