party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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