Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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