gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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