Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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