I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I've blown a few things in my day
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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