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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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