Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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