Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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