hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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