therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
