make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize