Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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