so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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