His pubic hair was longer than his dick
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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