I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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