This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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