I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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