You're completely useless in the revolution.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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