we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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