grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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