They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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