His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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