The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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