I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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