so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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